HOW TO BE PERFECTLY MISERABLE
1. Think about yourself.
2. Talk about yourself.
3. Use “I” as often as possible.
4. Mirror yourself continually in the opinion of others.
5. Listen greedily to what people say about you.
6. Expect to be appreciated.
7. Be suspicious.
8. Be jealous and envious.
9. Be sensitive to slights.
10. Never forgive a criticism
11. Trust no one but yourself.
12. Insist on consideration and respect.
13. Demand agreement with your own views on everything.
14. Sulk if people are not grateful to you for favors shown them.
15. Never forget a service you may have rendered.
16. Be on the lookout for a good time for yourself.
17. Shirk your duties if you can.
18. Do as little as possible for others.
19. Love yourself supremely.
20. Be selfish.
This recipe is guaranteed to be infallible.
-Gospel Herald
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This is brilliant!! I love it!! Please keep posting such posts. xoxo
Thank you! I needed a little perspective today…
We love the whole thing. We got a good laugh out of them.
WOW AND OMG. I NEED TO LEARN THIS LIST THANK YOU
If you want to really mastery misery, check this YouTube clip out.
This is very clever, thanks. :0)
This has really taught me a good lesson, why at times I feel miserable. Thank you very much.
These a bang on Shawn, I needed to read these today.
Great post Shawn! Thanks. Hey! I read it and then re-read it and put the word “don’t” in front of each one…then it became “How to be perfectly happy”
well said!!!!!!!!!
Perfect…. a well placed kick when I needed it most.
Printed and now posted on my wall to see every morning with my coffee to help me start my day.
Thanks
Love getting the e-mails daily.
Thanks Shawn.
Thanks , perhaps i got my answers why i felt miserable in the past .
It showed me a new path
Thanks for changing my life.
Shawn,
This is what I have been telling people. Thanks for putting it together.
I had often times wondered what my problem has been lately! What an unforgettable wake up call. It reminded me of “Children live what they learn” for adults! Thanks!
Wonderful suggestions.
All that can be said is..” let the church say amen.. and make a change.. “
Thanks for the awsome video.
Hello Shawn, love the video very inspiring.
It is up to us if we want to feel happy or miserable, I so much prefer to be happy, life is much too short. I count my blessings everyday.
Have a wonderful day!